{"product_id":"erm-actually-cat","title":"\"Ermmmmm Actually\" Cat Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEvery sticker I make starts as something I actually wanted to draw ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo algorithms or trends, just pure vibes! This one's for all the people who love calling out others with maximum sass, whiskers, and maybe false information....\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know that friend who always has to correct everyone? This cat gets it. Featuring a bespectacled feline ready to drop some (potentially not factual) knowledge, this sticker is perfect for your laptop, water bottle, or anywhere you need to channel your inner cat with an IQ of 1000.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe deets:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted and cut in-house in my werkshoppe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTopped with waterproof vinyl (but I haven't dunked them in a lake or anything!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable finish that should hold up to everyday use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach sticker is approx 2\" - 2.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy to apply, sticks to most surfaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA quick heads up:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Since these are handcrafted in small batches solely by me, each sticker may have tiny quirks that make it unique. These are made with love, not factory-tested, so treat them with care!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Squimp's Werkshoppe","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47584920141876,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0744\/9119\/9540\/files\/PXL_20260329_220749435.PORTRAIT.jpg?v=1774832170","url":"https:\/\/squimpswerkshoppe.com\/products\/erm-actually-cat","provider":"Squimp's Werkshoppe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}